marladurden: checks phone no texts checks facebook no notifications checks tumblr no messages checks twitter no interactions checks life no friends
When I'm shopping and a store doesn't have my...
vampireswillbutthurtyou: don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and you’re head’s in the game but you’re heart’s in the song
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
The ONE time you raise your hand, and some ass...
Beautiful face, fucked up personality.
What's the best knee support for patellofemoral...
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
reblog if it's okay to start talking to you
pinkneedles: yes ! please come , come talk to me =)